Katie Holmes leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York (2/11)
Break out the foil hats and ray guns -- Katie Holmes is using Scientology to help her prep for baby #2 . From the New York Post:
Katie Holmes has been undergoing intense Scientology "auditing" -- sparking rumors that she's "being prepared" for her second baby with high-priest husband Tom Cruise. After promoting the Kevin Kline movie "The Extra Man," and the dramedy "The Romantics," at Sundance, Holmes is back to spending hours at the Hollywood Scientology Center.
Last week, she spent more than four hours there. A source told Page Six, "This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it."
If Katie really is preparing for her next baby, that can only mean one thing:
[strike-through font] she and Tom are planning a romantic getaway she's purchased some sexy lingerie to turn Tom on [/strike-through font] she's trying out Tupperware's new line of turkey basters. Sadly, there's only way Katie will ever get Tom to conceive naturally, and the last time I checked, chicks can't grow goatees.
>Katie Holmes leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York (2/11)
>Break out the foil hats and ray guns -- Katie Holmes is using >Scientology to help her prep for baby #2 . From the New York Post:
>Katie Holmes has been undergoing intense Scientology "auditing" -- >sparking rumors that she's "being prepared" for her second baby with >high-priest husband Tom Cruise. After promoting the Kevin Kline movie >"The Extra Man," and the dramedy "The Romantics," at Sundance, Holmes >is back to spending hours at the Hollywood Scientology Center.
>Last week, she spent more than four hours there. A source told Page >Six, "This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with >Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another >baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it."
>If Katie really is preparing for her next baby, that can only mean one >thing:
>[strike-through font] she and Tom are planning a romantic getaway >she's purchased some sexy lingerie to turn Tom on [/strike-through >font] she's trying out Tupperware's new line of turkey basters. Sadly, >there's only way Katie will ever get Tom to conceive naturally, and >the last time I checked, chicks can't grow goatees.
>>Katie Holmes leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York (2/11)
>>Break out the foil hats and ray guns -- Katie Holmes is using >>Scientology to help her prep for baby #2 . From the New York Post:
>>Katie Holmes has been undergoing intense Scientology "auditing" -- >>sparking rumors that she's "being prepared" for her second baby with >>high-priest husband Tom Cruise. After promoting the Kevin Kline movie >>"The Extra Man," and the dramedy "The Romantics," at Sundance, Holmes >>is back to spending hours at the Hollywood Scientology Center.
>>Last week, she spent more than four hours there. A source told Page >>Six, "This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with >>Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another >>baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it."
>>If Katie really is preparing for her next baby, that can only mean one >>thing:
>>[strike-through font] she and Tom are planning a romantic getaway >>she's purchased some sexy lingerie to turn Tom on [/strike-through >>font] she's trying out Tupperware's new line of turkey basters. Sadly, >>there's only way Katie will ever get Tom to conceive naturally, and >>the last time I checked, chicks can't grow goatees.
>Thank heaven Nicole Kidman got rid of that Tom Cruise nutjob before he >"turkey basted" her.
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Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail...@foo.com> wrote: >On Thu, 4 Mar 2010 07:16:02 +0000 (UTC), Mad as a Box of Frogs ><Dydd.Iau.march...@AD.2010> wrote:
>>>Katie Holmes leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York (2/11)
>>>Break out the foil hats and ray guns -- Katie Holmes is using >>>Scientology to help her prep for baby #2 . From the New York Post:
>>>Katie Holmes has been undergoing intense Scientology "auditing" -- >>>sparking rumors that she's "being prepared" for her second baby with >>>high-priest husband Tom Cruise. After promoting the Kevin Kline movie >>>"The Extra Man," and the dramedy "The Romantics," at Sundance, Holmes >>>is back to spending hours at the Hollywood Scientology Center.
>>>Last week, she spent more than four hours there. A source told Page >>>Six, "This is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with >>>Suri. Tom has made no secret of the fact that he would like another >>>baby. It is almost as if she is being prepared for it."
>>>If Katie really is preparing for her next baby, that can only mean one >>>thing:
>>>[strike-through font] she and Tom are planning a romantic getaway >>>she's purchased some sexy lingerie to turn Tom on [/strike-through >>>font] she's trying out Tupperware's new line of turkey basters. Sadly, >>>there's only way Katie will ever get Tom to conceive naturally, and >>>the last time I checked, chicks can't grow goatees.
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